What? Pro-Obama forces attacked Mich. civilians?

(Alpena County)

The European Union Times, which has published some pretty wacky stuff in the past, is reporting that an “intense” battle erupted in northern Michigan last week between military forces loyal to the Obama regime and an American rebel group.

The EU Times claims that on June 6 the Pentagon forces killed “at least 380 men, women and children who had gathered to oppose their nation’s slide towards a totalitarian dictatorship.” The aircraft that attacked the civilians included unmarked helicopters and A-10 Thunderbolts, according to these claims.

Facebook and some blogs are already starting to produce messages from right-wing conspiracy-theory types who are wondering why the mainstream media is not reporting on this big story.

Could it be that this battle couldn’t possibly have happened without tens of thousands of people knowing about it?

According to this report out of Europe, nearly 500 people opposed to the Obama “regime” had assembled for “a clandestine meeting in the Michigan county of Alpena in an effort to form a 50-state alliance of local law enforcement and political officers seeking to ‘turn the tide’ of their nation’s path towards dictatorship even, should it be necessary, by armed force.”

The Times said its main source of information is the Federal Security Service based in, of all places, Russia. Feeding red meat to the Obama-haters and crackpots, the website offered more:

“The (Security Service) states in this report that hostilities erupted when the American rebel forces gathered at this meeting identified ‘several’ undercover FBI informants who were seeking to 'escalate tensions' and arrested them whereupon, ‘within minutes,’ a contingent of  ‘heavily armed’ Obama regime federal police forces attempted to, in turn, arrest these rebel leaders.

“After a ‘prolonged skirmish” between these rebel forces and Obama regime federal police, this report continues, the U.S. military launched a series of airstrikes, the largest being a 2,000-pound laser-guided bomb that hit in the middle of those gathered at this meeting, killing over three quarters of them instantly.”

The website claims that one blast was heard for hundreds of miles, from Presque Isle to Lincoln to Hillman. So, why didn’t we hear about this?

A reporter on the scene, according to the Times, was “swiftly detained and arrested by Obama forces when he attempted to gather more information.”